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katiebirdie

KatieBirdie

its tiger time................2!!


#art #some goode cats

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pansexual

Kalamazoo theory. 

All waterfall cryptids from kzoo have met each other before. 


fender

I have classes at Western every Tuesday and Thursday so I’m there on the reg 👌


pansexual

Oh dam I go to the community college so close!


disasterbisexual

We need a code like Tumblr has


katiebirdie

"hey i love your socks, real spooky"

"thanks i stole em from a cryptid"


disasterbisexual

#I know this is a horrid option don't @ me

What do you mean that's perfect


fender

I have socks with werewolves on them this is perfect


#fender says a thing

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katiebirdie


all of us KalamacryptidsTM upon realizing we live nearby/in kalamazoo


#txt #GPOY TBH

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pansexual

Kalamazoo theory. 

All waterfall cryptids from kzoo have met each other before. 


fender

I have classes at Western every Tuesday and Thursday so I’m there on the reg 👌


#fender says a thing #this is still so wild oh my god

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chaosgay
fender asked:

HEWWO, FELLOW CRYPTID

GREETINGS, FELLOW ASSOCIATE; I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A VERY MOTHMANNY DAY TODAY


fender

[the sound of moth wings gently fluttering]


#fender says a thing #I HOPE UR HAVING A MOTHY DAY AS WELL

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


katiebirdie

i lived in kalamazoo for a good chunk of my childhood

does that make me a cryptid?


disasterbisexual

Wait, that's a good question, but I don't know


fender

i live like 30 min. from kalamazoo am i a cryptid by proxy?


katiebirdie

ya know what? as a person from kalamazoo i am officially declaring that every one who has lived there/around there is a genuine CryptidTM

Congrats, you're all cryptids now!


fender

🎉


#fender says a thing #my friends family wife & classmates will be so stoked

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


katiebirdie

i lived in kalamazoo for a good chunk of my childhood

does that make me a cryptid?


disasterbisexual

Wait, that's a good question, but I don't know


fender

i live like 30 min. from kalamazoo am i a cryptid by proxy?


#fender says a thing

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


#fender says a thing #kalamazoo is hashtag fake

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thelldev
An Anonymous user asked:

9 hours? In America some people work 12 hour shifts, my stepdad does every day and it's rare for him to get a day off.

Fucking hell what

Are you guys OK over there

 


fender

as someone who quit a job where i was working 12s 6-7 days a week: no. we’re really not ok.


#company: u work real hard & ur a model employee #me: cool! nice to know my reward is permanent wrist pain! #fender says a thing

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fender
2 weeks ago

(this isnt about anyone here, it’s pure tumblr bullshittery that i couldn’t resist laughing about on here)

lmao @ the person trying to follow/interact with my south park askblog that’s advertising the fact that they’re a “proud terf”. bye bich have fun waiting for ur asks to be answered cause it’ll never happen.


#fender says a thing

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fender
2 weeks ago

hey

@promod

hey

 

 

 

 

 

nerd 


#fender says a thing

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fender
3 weeks ago

add ”are you looking into the etymology of the phrase get dunked on” to the list of things i never expected to say to my wife but have now said


#fender says a thing


fender
3 weeks ago

WHEN THE BOOK REAL GOOD BUT REAL SAD AND U CANT GO MORE THAN 2 CHAPTERS WITHOUT CRYING


#fender says a thing


fender
4 weeks ago


I haven used copics in 84 years oof.

 

WIP of a present for m’wife! I’ll put the finished version on my art blog when I finally get the chance to... finish it... ;v;


#fender says a thing #everything smells like copicssss #at least I haven’t completely forgotten how to use them

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wyvern-king

@wyvern-king (Munty)

 

This is my newest fursona, Lava Lamp! They've got a warm glow-in-the-dark tum and some other neat glowing bits too! He's a good boy.


#art #hi i love.....

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fender
4 weeks ago

Today in Professor Salisbury’s Magic Marvels & Monsters class we learned that 32 different churches claim to have the preserved foreskin of good ol’ Jesus Christ our man JC the big J-Dawg.


#fender says a thing #this class is really fun and interesting but sometimes she just drops these facts on us and like #how do u even react to that #what do you say. what do you do. what is the proper facial expression.


disasterbisexual

I accidentally said "I have defeated this book" instead of "I read this book" and honestly that's how it feels sometimes


#txt

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disasterbisexual

How was poetry even invented before websites that give you lists of words to rhyme with 


fender

[old man shakespeare voice] back in my day we just made up words and said they rhymed and no one could prove otherwise


#txt

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fender
4 weeks ago


My friend & I went to our favorite bookstore & I finally remembered to take some pictures 💛💛


#fender says a thing

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fender
1 month ago

i never want to draw more than when im supposed to be doing homework


#fender says a thing

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